Waking up in a body that isn't mine was surprising--not completely unexpected, though.

Waking up in a body that isn't mine with a python next to me was the most disturbing experience of my life.  Road, why does Len-Len sleep on your bed?  I don't think I hurt it when I threw it off, but I might if it follows me out of your apartment.

If anyone sees ( Read more... )

I remember some of you.  You never did tell me how you know me.

Is Richard  Can I buy anyone a drink?  I don't usually, but it's a holiday.  I've been told that holidays are meant to be fun.

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( Private // Unhackable )

( Flagged to Abby // Open )

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[ooc: Just because because being a cute li'l kitty makes him angry. ^^  Feel free to barge into his apartment and cuddle.]

If anyone is planning on taking a walk this evening, they should take caution.  Someone has been murdered on the outskirts of the forest.

[Police Filter // Unhackable]

I haven't had a chance to examine the body closely, but the victim is a young woman.  I found her on the eastern outskirts of the forest.  She was hanging from a tree by her small ( Read more... )

( Not IC cut of pretend video of b'aww )

These are the murders that I am personally aware of. If you know of a murder victim that doesn't appear on this list, please tell me. If you have information on the status of a murder case, tell me that, as well.

Dr. Horrible (confirmed alive)
-Discovered in the morgue by Dexter Morgan
-Cause of death: Multiple stab wounds
-Body dismembered post- ( Read more... )

( Hastily filtered // Moderately hackable )

It stands to reason that candy provided by the City and marked with unusual words shouldn't be eaten.

That wasn't much of a deterrent.

I wonder what--no.  It's better not to wonder.

Does anyone know Justine?  Or... anything about kids?  She's a kid today, and I'm... really not good with them.

My skin keeps falling off.  It--I mean, it's a curse, but is that happening to anyone else?  It's better than being a kitten or a kid, just... not convenient.

Abby?  Road?  Who's cursed today?  Is anyone normal?